Please excuse the unusual nature of this email and take me seriously for a moment.

I have started the practice of sitting down to pee at the Omni, which is not something I do anywhere else in my life. Before I continue, you may well be wondering if I am assuming that my readership are the owners of "hoses" as Arnas called them . "No" is the answer, but of course if you already urinate while sitting then perhaps this call to action is less germane.

Here is my reasoning:
1. I Care about bathroom cleanliness at the Omni.

2. After close inspection, and many trials, even with the utmost care I cannot urinate standing up in a way that gets all my urine securely in the bowl without splashing a very small amount.

3. In my experiments peeing sitting down is almost fail-safe at getting all my urine in the toilet bowl.
4. I have the option to sit down to pee.

Since there are two options, and one is superior from a cleanliness point of view - albeit slightly more labour intensive - and since cleaning will be done in solidarity by one of our members; I therefore am pledging to sit down to pee at the Omni.

I hope you will take this position with me, if you can, to build a cleaner Omni.

Make a great day,
Max Klein ‽ http://notconfusing.com/