Hi everyone!

Do any of you have a split keyboard you would be down to barter/gift/sell me?

Legalese: Barter items could include and are not limited to all or some of the following:

NOMS: If you have not yet tried my cooking, your future tongue will soon be blessed by the gods of endless salivation. Argentinean specialty (almost all of my recipes can be made veggie or vegan. Seriously.).
SUCCULENTS: I have many of these little fractals, and can arrange them in pretty pots in artistic ways.
CREATIVE WRITING: My forte.
SPANISH LANGUAGE LESSONS/TRANSLATION: De veras.
ILLUSTRATION: :3 prrr
SEWING/ALTERATIONS: I am better than average at it.