I was the delegate last week, and I'd love to make this week's meeting, but where I live they've trapped me in my room with mattresses I can't move and I've told them and they said they'd move them half an hour ago, but they're still there so I highly doubt I'll make the meeting tonight.

I'd try and convey what I'd say at the meeting, but my brain is instead just freaking out about being trapped. There were other sudoers at the delegates meeting.