Ideas:
- cupcake compressor/maximizer — 4 lb cubic cupcake
- on-site robotic manufacturing
- an internal gyroscope keeps the cupcake upright
- judging without input validation — include 0x80000000 references to “fragile” or “handle with care” on the box and hope for int32 wrap around
- SEO growth hack: use GPT-3 to write thousands of blog posts referencing the cupcake (+3 points each)
- shoot the moon: achieve a perfect minimal score without being disqualified, because all press is good press.