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Whereas:
- The ADA restroom retrofit has been symbolic of protracted struggle to meaningfully act on shared values with lasting effect,
- Yar has demonstrated uncanny tenacity and thoughtfulness in this project and others,
- We need to lock in a star trek reference somewhere in this thing,
Resolved, by the general membership of sudo room that:
- The title of Lieutenant is hereby bestowed upon Yardena Cohen (henceforth Lt. Yar) until the later of i) her willful resignation, and ii) the end of Season 1.
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