Good idea M6, and Einstein & I will start dropping trou, but I find I can actually can get almost of all my Goldwater in the receptacle despite my underwhelming endowment, but only if I kneel in someone else's splatter.  Luckily, I always wear shorts, so its easy to wipe off my knees.  My pal David Rovics wrote a song apropos of this issue, Stand Up For Your Rights But Sit Down To Piss: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STKDSMPzneE

BTW, what's the story on the urinals in the head in the hallway to the sudoroom?  One of them was operational, but I notice they are all cordoned off now.  Do we need funds to fix them or are they destined for the knackers?
Date: Mon, 12 Jan 2015 21:03:29 -0800
From: Maximilian Klein <isalix@gmail.com>
To: sudo-discuss <sudo-discuss@lists.sudoroom.org>,
	"discuss@lists.omnicommons.org" <discuss@lists.omnicommons.org>
Subject: [sudo-discuss] I'm going to pee sitting down at the omni: A
	call	for others to join.
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Please excuse the unusual nature of this email and take me seriously for a
moment.

I have started the practice of sitting down to pee at the Omni, which is
not something I do anywhere else in my life. Before I continue, you may
well be wondering if I am assuming that my readership are the owners of
"hoses" as Arnas called them . "No" is the answer, but of course if you
already urinate while sitting then perhaps this call to action is less
germane.

Here is my reasoning:
1. I Care about bathroom cleanliness at the Omni.
2. After close inspection, and many trials, even with the utmost care I
cannot urinate standing up in a way that gets all my urine securely in the
bowl without splashing a very small amount.
3. In my experiments peeing sitting down is almost fail-safe at getting all
my urine in the toilet bowl.
4. I have the option to sit down to pee.

Since there are two options, and one is superior from a cleanliness point
of view - albeit slightly more labour intensive - and since cleaning will
be done in solidarity by one of our members; I therefore am pledging to sit
down to pee at the Omni.

I hope you will take this position