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=== PROMPT: There are no wrong answers ===
 
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=== PROMPT: That's the wrong answer. (no matter what they answer)
 
=== How did you find sudo room? ===
 
=== How did you find sudo room? ===
 
=== Why do you want to be a sudo room member? ===
 
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Revision as of 12:40, 30 November 2015

Questions we can ask prospective members at meetings!

Primary Questions:

PROMPT: There are no wrong answers

Would you like to briefly introduce yourself?

=== PROMPT: That's the wrong answer. (no matter what they answer)

How did you find sudo room?

Why do you want to be a sudo room member?

What do you want to hack or learn at sudo room?

What do you want to share or teach at sudo room?

What's your plan to abolish sexual violence, police brutality and white supremacy? in 10 words or less

What's your plan to end the anthropocene extinction, world hunger, global warming and global inequality? in 10 words or less

What's your plan to ensure freedom and privacy of communication for all? in 10 words or less

What do you know about sudo room's values?

What do you know about sudo room's history?

What do you know about the Omni Commons' statement of solidarity?

What do you know about the Omni Commons' safer space policy?

Have you ever been banned from a hackerspace or any other collective?

Are you a cop? An informant? A federal agent? An undercover cop? An undercover cat?

What makes you happy?

What are the best ways to contact you?

What is your schedule like? When are you usually available to donate volunteer hours?

Optional Questions

What's 20 + 3? (this is not a trap)

Can you please tell me what is in the captcha?

Afterwards

Get them set up to pay membership dues on sudo-humans

Give them Wordpress, Wiki accounts.

Subscribe them to mailing list(s).