[sudo-discuss] Hidden rotary phone in Omni trash room?

So here's a mystery for all you techno-sleuths and scavenger hunt fans: I just discovered a wall-mounted, old school rotary phone, in a hidden location in the Omni trash room! I'm not going to reveal the exact location so as not to deprive you of the joy of discovering it yourself. * Does the phone still work? * What is it connected to? Hotline to the FBI for mob informers? * What might have been the history of that phone? Did the current trash room have a different use that might explain the need for a phone there? * Is there a link to the doorless room in the basement, or the zombie apocalypse emergency supply closet? Sooo many questions... Patrik