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Whereas:
* The ADA restroom retrofit has been symbolic of protracted struggle
to meaningfully act on shared values with lasting effect,
* Yar has demonstrated uncanny tenacity and thoughtfulness in this
project and others,
* We need to lock in a star trek reference somewhere in this thing,
Resolved, by the general membership of sudo room that:
* The title of Lieutenant is hereby bestowed upon Yardena Cohen
(henceforth Lt. Yar) until the later of i) her willful resignation, and
ii) the end of Season 1.
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