" The Hacker, who can only remember their identify by a bracelet reading "m3g4h347", descended from the old Sudo Room roof, to an empty common space wondering were every was. "I'd just gone upstairs for a nap before the next Bay Area public school Latin Catechism, and the next thing I knew everybody was gone," said the extremely sunburned interviewee. Popping open their ThinkPad, and seeing their 3,689 unread emails on the sudo-discuss list, they realized something was very, very wrong. "I saw a lot of mentions of 'the Omni', but I just took that to be some sort of spiritual outgrowth of the Kopimists. You know, like 'we've transcended', 'we're going to that great data-center in the sky', 'we're going to the Omni'. I think I saw reference to 'the Omni' in the 1995 classic Hackers, I'm pretty sure Angelina mentions it once in there." Speculating on what could have caused such a slumber, m3g4h347 seems to think some science went awry. "Last thing I know I was cleaning some sort of neon substance off the sudoshrooms, I did feel a bit lightheaded from the spore intake, that's why I went to the roof in the first place." After having tripped out a bit, the hacker was trapped in a dream/nightmare of answering the intercom and dealing with the landlord, but eventually reawoke almost a year later when they were hit with a bag of recycling that was flung from the lower level. M3g4h347 will rejoin next meeting on a fact finding mission to determine just who exactly neglected their mycological duties for so long, and to update openSSL on their server having only just now found out about heartbleed. "How did you let things get so bad in my absence?" " Make a great day, Max Klein ‽ http://notconfusing.com/